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Another Telemarketer Meets "The Foil"Another telemarketer met "The Foil" ...me. For the record, I always give them a chance to get off the line without a hassle, it's the ones who think they're going to BS their way past my first rebuff that get the royal treatment.
Me: You're the psychic, you tell me.
Me: I'm not interested (the rebuff, hang up pal or get the treatment).
(he didn't take no for an answer, now he's in for it)
Me: What's in it for me?
Me: What's it cost?
Me: You said you contact interested parties. What made you think
I was an interested party, Betty?
Me: So you don't contact interested parties like you said, you
contact anyone and then try to determine if they're interested. Is
that correct, Edna?
Me (interrupting his attempt to verify whatever information he wanted
to verify): Why did you lie to me then, Susan? That really hurts.
Me: Can you give my dog a reading? I forgot to get her a birthday
present and she just turned 3 today.
Me: Yeah, but don't tell my dog, she's getting really excited. Are
you a member of the foofingoofer party, Agnes?
Me: A member of the foofingoofer party . . . I don't trust foofingoofers,
not even for my dog's reading.
Me: Oh, so you discriminate against animals then. I'm calling the
ASPCA. What's your name, Hortence?
Me: Aha! So you don't want to be identified. What have you got to
hide, Carol with no last name?
Me: I told you that in the beginning but you wanted to waste my
time so I wasted your time too. Would you like to waste some more time, Gertrude?
You know, sometimes I almost enjoy persistent telemarketers.